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She's one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models (just in case you forgot who she is).

Tori Praver Gets Naughty & (Semi) Naked For GQ USA November 2011

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Tori Praver was one of those up-and-coming supermodels that was hot for a good minute back in 2008-2009. She had appeared a couple of times in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and was the GUESS girl at one point and then….she just disappeared!

Although she’s been AWOL for awhile, she makes a return (although uncredited) appearance in the November issue of GQ (the Gods of Rock issue) doing a couple of nudie, though tame, shots here and there. Check it out!

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If there’s one thing that’s certain about Tori, it’s that she likes getting naked for the camera. It’s just too bad this wasn’t an international magazine, otherwise, we would’ve seen it all! SIGH…….

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Top 5 Supermodels That Are Mistaken For Victoria’s Secret Angels

Let’s get straight to the point: people can be dumb. And nothing is funnier than dumb people (hey, just look at that guy that predicted the Rapture). But it really yanks my chain when media people just spout off supermodel names and just automatically claim that a particular supermodel is a “Victoria’s Secret Angel”. Really, IT DOES. I am very anal retentive when it comes to the Angels because these are the girls I see in my VS catalog and, as we all know, posing for VS is practically like winning the supermodel lottery because it it can only mean good things.

And let’s also distinguish that the yearly Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is ALSO like winning a model lottery because it enables the chosen models that walk for their show to become honorary “Angels” (though not part of the elite brand), giving them even more opportunities.

But allow me to point out the select few supermodels that have ZERO association with the brand. These are the models that a lot of media people tend to conjoin their names with VS, but it just isn’t TRUE! Don’t fall for the lies! These models are NOT part of Victoria’s Secret in any way! Who am I talking about? Oh, let me list the top FIVE for ya!

And the TOP FIVE in no particular order:

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—#1 BAR REFAELI
This girl is the #1 model that everyone seems to think is associated with VS, but NOT EVEN CLOSE! She’s never appeared in their catalogs and she’s certainly never walked their lingerie fashion shows, so why the goddamned mutherfuckin’ Hell does her fatass keep getting mentioned as a VS model??? I DON’T GET IT.

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—#2 BROOKLYN DECKER
As far as I know, I think Brooklyn has tried out for VS but never got anywhere with them. Eventually, she let the acting bug go to her head because she ended up in an Adam Sandler movie. But that still doesn’t make her a VS Angel, so SHUT UP!

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—#3 IRINA SHAYK
Oh, Irina, Irina. Now THIS girl is one that I actually do think deserves to be in the ranks of the VS elite. She’s posed for a VS subsidiary brand called “Intimissimi”, which meant her image WAS, in fact, seen inside VS stores all over the country at one point. And now that she’s scored the 2011 Sports Illustrated cover (plus the famous BF), it’s only fitting that VS include her! C’MON, VS! More Irina and less of that FUGLY Chanel Iman!

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—#4 KATE UPTON
People seem to think that this blonde-haired big-tittied airhead bimbo is a part of VS. Why? Is it because of the giant titties? Is that what it is? SCREW YOU!

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—#5 DARIA WERBOWY
Considered one of the highest paid models in the world, this Canadian export has absolutely no association with VS whatsoever. I’ve been told she’s posed for the VS catalog, but I think all that was done unofficially, so NO!

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Stop it, people! These girls will NEVER be part of VS! If they were, they woulda been chosen to pose for them by now! There’s a lot more girls to list but these five are the ones that get mentioned the most frequently.

Speaking of which, it is unfortunate that there are a few supermodels that HAVE posed for the brand who I wish would just get strep throat cancer for tarnishing the sexy image of VS with their filthy FUPA and stanky-ass faces. SERIOUSLY! But that’s a whole ‘nother topic altogether.

Now you’re probably saying, “Who cares if they aren’t with Victoria’s Secret!” Well, I certainly don’t! I agree!

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Nelly – Still Hot In Herre

It’s been a while since Nelly had a big hit on the charts, but that don’t mean he can still rock out with his grillz out! Nelly was spotted over at Sun Life Stadium in Miami doing a short concert after the Florida Marlins game last night (which they WON against my beloved Dodgers, 7-6).

If you’ll excuse me, I gots ‘ta go take mah clothes off.

Manny Pacquiao Wins Again

In case you missed it or didn’t have the chance to watch the event on pay-per-view, WBO Welterweight Champion Manny Pacquiao defeated contender Joshua Clottey in last night’s main event at the Dallas Cowboys Stadium in Dallas.

Over 60,000 fans showed up (setting a record for attendance for a boxing match) to watch Pacquiao decimate Clottey in a predictable 12-round battle that ended in a unanimous decision. NOTE TO CLOTTEY: A little less blocking, a little more punching, bitch!

Now all we have to do is wait for the Mayweather-Pacquiao title bout to be confirmed (if it will ever be announced, that is).

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