Jessica Simpson Beefs Up At Red Carpet

Jessica Simpson has definitely gotten much bigger. And I don’t mean her boobies. The singer showed up to the Good Housekeeping event in the NYC last night and was just exploding all over the place! I’m talkin’ large arms, beefy thighs, a turkey neck, and massive waist!

In short, she looks like a bloated fish with that dress. If I had to say why she looked so big, I woulda thunk she was joining the NFL.

ke$ha = Provocatively Disgusting

In what was probably the most disgusting display of fake sexual innuendo, ke$ha took the stage at a Palm Springs Convention party last night and rocked (?) the place off with some (highly paid) male dancers that grinded on her like a piece of seriously FUG meat.

If it were a Madonna concert, then the grinding would totally be understandable, but at a ke$ha concert, she’d have to pay these guys really high amounts of money to grind their crotches against her tucked-in cock. Grind her good, boys!