Rihanna & Mary Elizabeth Winstead Strip Down For Esquire November 2011

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Look, don’t get me wrong, I like Rihanna and I enjoy her music…..but is she REALLY the “Sexiest Woman Alive”? I think this choice is debatable, but regardless, I still like seeing pics of her practically naked. Check it out!

Oh, and when you purchase the issue, it comes with a fold-out poster of Riri!

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And check out Mary Elizbeth Winstead flashing some flesh (finally!) for the “Funny Joke From A Beautiful Woman” article.

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Julianne Hough Gets Cutesy For Seventeen Magazine November 2011

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I consider “Dancing With The Stars” cutie Julianne Hough to be the “prettier” version of what Christina Aguilera used to be. She can sing, she can dance, and she can act AND…..she’s not a 400-pound monster. Definitely not a giant fattie like Xtina.

Anyway, even though Julianne stars in the new “Footloose” reboot, she still lost out on the November cover of Seventeen to Heather Morris from “Glee”. I suggest a dance-off between these two!

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Freida Pinto Covers For California Style Magazine November 2011

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In the same way that French supermodel Laetitia Casta scored the cover for Malibu Magazine, “Immortals” actress Freida Pinto scores the November cover of California Style Magazine. And what’s more “southern California” than Frieda, right? It’s like a smorgasbord of oozing hotness.

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Ashley Greene Is Waaay Too Photoshopped In Allure Magazine November 2011

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I never complain whenever it comes to seeing pictures of Ashley. Usually because she just can’t go wrong! But for the November issue of Allure, the editors REALLY cranked up the Photoshop for her pics. The close-up of Ashley’s face in the edit is just horrific!

Check it out for yourself by clicking the link below.

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Amber Heard Is Sexy In A Business Suit For LA Times Magazine

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It’s still sad that “The Playboy Club” got the axe. Not because it wasn’t a bad show (which it kinda-sorta was) but because Amber was in it! Amber as a Playboy Bunny! Christ, try convincing Megan Fox to dress up as a Bunny and let’s see if she’ll even consider it! She won’t and you know why? Because Amber Heard rules!

Anyway, Amber hasn’t been on very many covers domestically (she lost out on the November Vanity Fair cover to her “The Rum Diary” co-star Johnny Depp) but this time, she scores the October cover of LA Times Magazine and you know what she’s wearing? That’s right, she’s wearing nothing but business suits and exposing lots of tasty cleavage (something that was NOT seen in “The Playboy Club”). Check it out!

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Again, I’m sure Amber’s official website provided a bunch of flimsy microscopic versions of this editorial, so I’m doing y’all the favor of giving you the bigger versions. The way it’s supposed to be!

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Gets Casual For Elle Magazine November 2011

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I’m offended at Elle Magazine! Why? Because of instead of giving the November cover to “The Thing” actress, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, they shoved her editorial into the early parts of the magazine and gave the cover to Jennifer Aniston instead! Seriously, are they afraid of attracting a YOUNGER crowd or something? In fact, Mary’s edit was reduced to just a 3-page article with a collage of pictures instead of the usual 10-page edit! NOT COOL, Elle.

All bitching aside, Mary looks mighty fine wearing a series of casual clothing while hanging out in various Los Angeles hotspots. Check out what would’ve been a hot editorial.

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A little more Mary Elizabeth Winstead, a little less Jennifer Aniston!

Harry Potter 8 Death Toll – Who Dies?

Now that the final installment of “The Deathly Hallows” is in theaters, I find it very fitting to spoil it for everyone! Hop along and read all about Harry and his magic wand! Although I did find the scene of Harry and Ron getting topless in front of Hermione a bit weird….

Anyway, if you’ve read the book, then you know what happens. But if you’ve neglected the books and don’t feel like watching the movie, then click on the link below to read about who lives and who dies!

And just in case I wasn’t clear enough….SPOILER ALERT!!!!

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—HARRY POTTER (HORCRUX VERSION) – KILLED BY VOLDEMORT
Turns out that Harry was a Horcrux! So when Voldemort blasts Harry, he ended up killing his own Horcrux while Harry actually survived. Sneaky, sneaky.

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—BELLATRIX LESTRANGE – KILLED BY MRS. WEASLEY
After Bellatrix tried to blast Ginny Weasley, her mom steps in with the classic line, “Not my daughter, you bitch!” She blasts Bellatrix and freezes her and then shatters her into pieces.

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—SEVERUS SNAPE – KILLED BY VOLDEMORT/NAGINI
When Voldemort believed the Severus was the wielder of the Elder Wand, he slashes Severus’ throat and unleashes Nagini (the snake) to finish him off. Severus dies in Harry’s arms and spouts “You have your mother’s eyes”.

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—REMUS & TONKS – KILLED IN ACTION

—FRED WEASLEY – KILLED IN ACTION
These characters end up perishing as they protect Hogwarts. Their deaths aren’t shown onscreen and you only see them after Harry arrives back after the battle.

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—VOLDEMORT & NAGINI – KILLED BY HARRY POTTER AND NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
During an intense wand blastoff (seen in the pic above), Neville ends up slashing Nagini in half, killing the remaining Horcrux and then Harry lets off a killing blow that dissolves Voldemort into flying ashes.

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There were a couple of other deaths, but none of them were that important to the storyline (like Griphook and one of Draco Malfoy’s friends), so WHATEVER. Enjoy the spoilers!

Transformers Dark Side of the Moon Review Part 1

Even though our lovely Megan is not in this movie, I decided to go and see how the story line developed without her in it. So here I sit blogging this as the movie is beginning. I’m curious to see how they “killed” off Mikaela. Will they simply ignore the fact that there is now an ugly blonde playing Sam’s love interest, or will they say something to the effect of them splitting up. Only a few moments and I’ll know. Stay tuned folks. Lets see how horribly Steven Spielberg messed up when he fired Megan….

Emma Stone Gets Sexy For Vanity Fair

After last month’s piece o’ shit cover story on Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge, Vanity Fair gets back on track by placing Emma Stone on the cover wearing a tiny candy-striped bikini and frizzled hair. As far as I can recall, Emma is one of those actresses that barely reveals very much skin in her editorials (or even in her movies), but not no more! Unlike her tame edit from last month’s Elle Magazine, Emma finally flashes some flesh!

There were a couple of bikini photos in the issue but the ones below are the only ones you should care about.

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If you somehow think I stopped to read her article, you totally delude yourself. Anyway, the issue should be out next week, so pick it up!

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