Emanuelle Chiriqui Gets Naked For Allure

The May issue for Allure Magazine is usually when they unveil their annual “Naked Celeb” photos. Last year’s list of featured naked ladies included Eliza Dushku, Chelsie Handler, and Lyn Collins.

And now for THIS year’s batch of naked ladies, the list includes American Idol judge Kara Dioguardi, AskMen.com’s #1 Babe Emanuelle Chiriqui, actresses Regina King and Jessica Capshaw, and Pop singer Colbie Caillat getting all naked and fleshie.

Click on the pics below to view the bigger version.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Trust me, gentlemen, that photo of Emanuelle Chiriqui is the closest you will EVER get to seeing her naked.

The issue will be on newsstands next Tuesday, so go and pick up your copy. If you must.

Lost Planet 2 Teams With Gears Of War

Yeah, you heard what I said. If you aren’t a videogamer, then look away, otherwise, read on. The creators of the Lost Planet franchise scored a double whammy by securing unlockable skins for the Lost Planet sequel. Both of the main characters from the Gears Of War games (Marcus Phoenix and Dom) will be available as playable characters in Capcom’s outer space shooter.

In an interview conducted by IGN Games, the Capcom producers got the thumbs up from Microsoft and EPIC Games. While the Gears characters won’t have any dialogue or backstory in Lost Planet 2, it’s possible that the Gears storyline may shift to another planet similar to the one in Lost Planet 2 (after what happened in Gears Of War 2). While I didn’t find the first Lost Planet game all that exciting, hopefully, adding the Gears boys will make it all the more fun.

Jessica Simpson Beefs Up At Red Carpet

Jessica Simpson has definitely gotten much bigger. And I don’t mean her boobies. The singer showed up to the Good Housekeeping event in the NYC last night and was just exploding all over the place! I’m talkin’ large arms, beefy thighs, a turkey neck, and massive waist!

In short, she looks like a bloated fish with that dress. If I had to say why she looked so big, I woulda thunk she was joining the NFL.

Russell Crowe Receives Star On The Walk Of Fame

“Oh my god, it’s Russell Crowe!” It only took thirteen years, an Oscar for Best Actor, and then a handful of flops for Russell Crowe to finally get listed in the Hollywood Walk Of Fame! Russell and his brood were on Hollywood Boulevard today to receive his Star for his work in motion pictures.

Congrats to Russell Crowe from Celebutopia!

Lady Gaga Encourages Celibacy

This is quite the 180-degree turn I’ve seen for someone like Lady Gaga. The singer, known for lots of (somewhat) sexually suggestive songs and music videos, as well as nude photoshoots is urging all her fans to turn to celibacy! That’s right, Lady Gaga shuns boning.

In an interview conducted with MTV, Gaga iterates, “I can’t believe I’m saying this – don’t have sex. I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody, so it’s OK not to have sex, it’s OK to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine.”

And if that quote isn’t making your head spin, Gaga continues, “It’s OK to be whomever it is that you want to be. You don’t have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you’re not ready, don’t do it. And if you are ready, there are free condoms given away at my concerts when you’re leaving! I remember the cool girls when I was growing up. Everyone started to have sex. But it’s not really cool anymore to have sex all the time. It’s cooler to be strong and independent.”

Believe me, this article is just as mind-bending as it sounds. Especially to me but, hey, at least there won’t be any mini-Gagas running around for awhile and that’s a-Okay with me.

Conan O’Brien Moves To TBS

TV Guide and ABC News has confirmed that Conan O’Brien (that’s Coco to you and me) will move his late night talk show to the TBS Network, dispelling all the rumors that he was moving to the FOX Network. The video below from TBS confirms it as well.

To confirm the news, Coco tweeted the following: “In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I’m headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly. The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I’ll be playing Rudy on the all-new Cosby Show.”

The as-yet-untitled show will begin airing on the TBS Network in November after the World Series and will air at 11 PM followed by the George Lopez Show at midnight, which will literally give Conan a half-hour advantage over Letterman and Leno.

Congrats to Conan O’Brien from Celebutopia!

Britney Spears Unveils New Candie’s Campaign

I’m trying to remember the last time Brit-Brit had some sort of campaign and the only thing that comes to mind was that perfume line she released back in 2007. Well, now I don’t gotta worry about that because Brit-Brit is back with a brand spankin’ new campaign for Candie’s clothing and shoes!

Brit-Brit had tweeted that she was shooting the new Candie’s campaign with photographer, Cliff Watts, and I’ve got a preview of the photos right here!

The clothes and shoes should be available in all Kohl’s store by early summer, so be sure to save up all those pennies!

Heidi’s Weekend Pool Party

Last week, Audrina Patridge hosted a pool party at the MGM Grand and now it’s Heidi Montag’s turn! The surgical wonder emerged over at the Liquid Pool (minus her hubby) at the newly opened Aria Hotel in Las Vegas this afternoon.

No word if she needed a flotation device. Or two.

Twin Peaks – 20 Years Of Creepy Goodness

Who’da thunk that a small TV show produced by David Lynch would be as notoriously loved after so many years? “Twin Peaks” aired 20 years ago on ABC television on April 8th, 1990 and since it’s brief but groundbreaking run, the show has spawned countless knock-off shows based on it’s quirky themes (and also spawned a less-than-memorable feature film). Today, we celebrate the show that brought us Agent Dale Cooper and a love for cherry pie and the age-old question: Who killed Laura Palmer?

By the start of the (doomed) second season, the femme fatale ladies of the show (Lara Flynn Boyle, Sherilyn Fenn, and Madchen Amick) were highlighted on the cover of the October 1990 issue of Rolling Stone, big hair and all.

Click on the pics to view the newly rescanned pages from the hard-to-find Rolling Stone issue.

If you haven’t seen an episode of “Twin Peaks”, check your local listings! Believe it or not, the show is still in rotation on various channels, so look it up and see for yourself how a quirky little show changed the face of modern television as we know it.

Craig Robinson – Hollywood Street Performer?

“Hot Tub Time Machine” star, Craig Robinson, got into it with one of those street performers on Hollywood Boulevard last night! Craig was seen leaving the Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood, then approached one of the wacky street performer guys and did an impromptu sing-off with him!

Why is Craig Robinson such a cool homeboy? I know, because he just is.

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