Kat Dennings – Nothing But Boobs & Bangs For GQ USA November 2011

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‘NUFF SAID! Unfortunately, Kat and her boobies only get ONE picture in GQ (because the cover was given to more DUDES, as usual).

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Whatever, let’s do a close-up, shall we?

Rachel Nichols – Maxim Covergirl August 2011

It’s a shame that Rachel Nichols, a natural blonde beauty, had to endure the “Cosmo-fake-Photoshopped-cleavage” look. When you browse the August cover of Maxim, the first thing you’ll see is her boobies all clumped together, but don’t be fooled! Photoshop is very heavily used in her edit but, then again, it’s not really a reason for me to complain, is it? Yeah, whatever.

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Click on the pics to view the bigger version!

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The only thing that interested me in her article is that fact that she claims to be “anal-retentive”. Uh-huh, that came out of her mouth. Aside from that, the issue also has a 4-page edit with Jennifer “J-Woww” Farley (looking disgustingly over-tanned) and should be on newsstands next week, so pick it up.

Jessica Simpson Beefs Up At Red Carpet

Jessica Simpson has definitely gotten much bigger. And I don’t mean her boobies. The singer showed up to the Good Housekeeping event in the NYC last night and was just exploding all over the place! I’m talkin’ large arms, beefy thighs, a turkey neck, and massive waist!

In short, she looks like a bloated fish with that dress. If I had to say why she looked so big, I woulda thunk she was joining the NFL.