Emma Stone Gets Sexy For Vanity Fair

After last month’s piece o’ shit cover story on Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge, Vanity Fair gets back on track by placing Emma Stone on the cover wearing a tiny candy-striped bikini and frizzled hair. As far as I can recall, Emma is one of those actresses that barely reveals very much skin in her editorials (or even in her movies), but not no more! Unlike her tame edit from last month’s Elle Magazine, Emma finally flashes some flesh!

There were a couple of bikini photos in the issue but the ones below are the only ones you should care about.

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Click on the pics to view the bigger version!

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If you somehow think I stopped to read her article, you totally delude yourself. Anyway, the issue should be out next week, so pick it up!

Best & Worst Moments of the MTV Movie Awards 2011

Did you watch all two hours of the MTV Movie Awards tonight? No? Well, good for you! This show has NEVER changed it’s format in the 20+ years that its aired and guess what? It’s still the same ol’ bullshit!

Whatever, let’s just talk about the best and worst moments of the show!

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BEST MOMENTS

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This year’s show featured a lot of funny moments. Some were scripted and some were totally spontaneous but I liked it. Scope out my Best Moments from the show below.

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Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis Cop A Feel

The Foo Fighters Rock The House

The “Teen Wolf” cast gets Cut-off during the commercials

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Nuff said!

Robert Pattinson Makes an inappropriate Pregnancy joke towards Bryce Dallas Howard (“I ripped out your head and now you’re pregnant!”)

Emma Stone sings about Golden Showers!

Steve-O says “I Want Him Inside Me!” on the air!

Emma Watson’s Big Ass

Reese Witherspoon makes a Total Blake Lively “nude cameraphone pics” diss!

Alexys Nycole Sanchez wins the “Best Line” award

Kristen Stewart Disses Natalie Portman!

Katie Cassidy Unveils an amazingly FAKE piece of heaving cleavage

Gary Busey Ends the Show!

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WORST MOMENTS

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Believe it or not, there really weren’t that many bad moments. But the ones that were bad REALLY stunk up the place like a giant turd. Scope out my picks for the Worst moments below!

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Steve Carrell’s (really tiring) “Deer In The Headlights” Schtick

Aziz Ansari’s Totally Unfunny Jaden Smith Joke

Blake Lively Stays Fully Clothed (BOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

Tyrese and Jason’s Super Boring “Fast Five” texting vignette

Cameron Diaz and Jason Segal bore the Shit out of everyone with their “Butt-Dialing” skit

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Another thing I noticed was that Brooklyn Decker attended the show, but did absolutely NOTHING. She didn’t present nor did she win anything! WTF?!? Anyway, it was a “Twilight” evening, so they practically won every award. WHATEVER.

Ashley Greene Versus Miranda Kerr

I’m torn between these two. Ashley is hot and young and has gotten very naked (in a crude fashion). Miranda’s just as hot and young and has gotten more naked than Ashley (in the more artistic way). The two hotties were all comfy with each other at the 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards last night where I’M SURE these two have NO idea who each other are.

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I’m gonna do more research and browse the naked pics that these two have taken (not together, sadly) for argument’s sake.

Eliza Dushku Busts Out!

It’s about goddamned time this girl showed those cans! And I don’t mean in that stupid-ass G-rated “Dollhouse” way, I’m talking a full on motorboat! The paps snapped Eliza on the set of the TV show “White Collar” where she was heaving the cleavage like a pro.

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Let’s just hope she finally decides to put those goddamned breastesses to good use in more ways than just this.

Olivia Wilde Is Finger Lickin’ Good!

First of all, it’s a travesty that Olivia Wilde in her current “It Girl” status still has to do auditions. At this point in her red-hot career, people should be begging HER to be in their movies!

Anyway, the “Cowboys & Aliens” starlet was spotted in Hollywood exiting an audition and then going to a local cafe., where the paparazzi noticed that Olivia strangely switched clothes inside her car. WHERE ARE THOSE PHOTOS?!?

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Y’see that, Revlon? THIS is the girl that should be hawkin’ your lipstick, not that Jessica Alba prude!

Best & Worst Moments of the Guy’s Choice Awards 2011

Okay, you’ve probably seen the MTV Movie Awards airing ad nauseum on MTV, but did you watch all two hours of the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards last night? No? Oh, then you didn’t miss a thing. Other than a bunch of unbleeped cuss words, the show was just a giant “We love our Troops” orgy-fest. Not that it’s a bad thing, but when you got hot chicks in the crowd, the camera should focus more on THEM.

Whatever, let’s just discuss my Best and Worst Moments from this show, shall we?

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BEST MOMENTS

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–SEAN PENN DOES SPICOLI!
Robert DeNiro handed out a Mantler to the cast of “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” and much to everyone’s surprise, Sean Penn was actually there to accept the award AND….ended his speech with a total Spicoli moment!

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–ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY’S AWKWARD KISS
The Transformers hottie won for the “Our New Girlfriend” award and as the camera cut to her reaction, Rosie was leaning in towards Erin Heatherton (her Victoria’s Secret co-worker) to give her a peck on the cheek, but it seemed Erin was going for a full-on liplock in which Rosie quickly just stood up, making Erin “miss” the kiss. I don’t get it, but it was almost hot!

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–MINKA KELLY’S BOOBS
The only good thing worth looking at when it comes to her.

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–TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG
It’s Triump, what do you expect?!?

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WORST MOMENTS

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–JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S GOD-AWFUL PREACHER MONOLOGUE
Justin Timberlake’s 2-minute “Can I get a Hell yeah, my brothas!” preacher monologue was just so painful to watch. In fact, he sounded more like a frat boy trying to give a speech to his drunk frat brothers at a late-night kegger. Had this speech been given to Samuel L. Jackson, it might’ve been more effective. And funnier. Screw you, Timberlake!

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–CAMERON DIAZ
Why? Just……WHY?!?

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–TWO WORD: JENNIFER. ANISTON.
I’m so sick and tired of this woman. Jen won the award for “Decade of Hotness” (which I humbly disagree for her to win). And to cap off her win, she thanked everyone for making her the most overrated actress on Earth. Hey, if anybody deserves this award more than Jen, it’s mutherfuckin’ Angelina Jolie!

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–JIM CARREY’S INCESTUAL ANAL RAPE STORY
Ah, there’s nothing funnier than to make jokes about anal rape. And Jim totally killed it for himself and everyone else. Sorry, Jim, not funny.

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–BRETT FAVRE’S PENIS INTERVIEW
Why the Hell are we still talking about Brett Favre? Is anyone aware that nobody gives a shit anymore? FUCK!

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–DOUBLE-STICK TAPE
Rosie was the only woman in the entire show that had the lowest-cut dress with cleavage staring you in the face. Unfortunately, Rosie wore double-stick tape which meant NO goddamned nipslips! BOOOOO!!!!

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And there you have it! Two hours of your life you’ll NEVER get back. Like me!

The Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Peek-A-Boo Hour

Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. How often do you see a supermodel/actress/whatever expose sideboob AND a big ol’ panty flash within a second? NEVER! And that’s why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the best girl out there. She just doesn’t give a shit about it yet she does it in such a classy supermodel style.

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The Transformers hottie was exiting the TF3 premiere in London a couple of nights ago and, as is usually the case with foreign paparazzi, they caught her at the most inappropriate moment. God Bless them!

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Sigh, I wish Megan Fox had the same fearless mentality…..

A Little More Olivia Wilde, Please!

It’s a crying shame that Olivia couldn’t score the July 2011 Vogue cover over Emma Watson. C’mon, this girl gets TOPLESS in the flick, “Cowboys & Aliens” while Hermione just waves a magic wand! Christ, what’s a girl gotta do for a cover?!?

Anyway, Olivia still scored a short 2-page edit. Not quite what I was looking for, but whatever.

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Did I mention she gets topless in “Cowboys & Aliens”? Yes, I did.

Does Anyone Remember Pia Toscano?

Sigh, I REALLY hate doing this celebrity ass-kissing bullshit, but since our Forums are under maintenance, I’ve got no choice to place my High Res photos here in the blog and make it seem like some sort of celebrity gossip, so here we go….

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Remember that voluptuous brunette singer, Pia Toscano (AKA the prettier version of J-Woww), from this season of American Idol that got voted off TWO WEEKS into the Top 12 show? A huge fan uproar was made over this girl and then what happened after that? NOTHING. Rumors had surfaced that she had inked a deal with Interscope Records and then the rumor was that it never happened, I DON’T KNOW.

And now all she does with the remaining few minutes of her 15-minute lifespan is go to trendy Hollywood restaurants with her “Dancing With The Stars” boyfriend (or girlfriend, depending on your view of DWTS), Mark Ballas. Whatever, just click on the pics and download them.

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Patiently waiting for the Forums to get back up and running…..

Emma Watson Marie Claire (CZ) Magazine – July 2011

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